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Poly-Atheism Demotivational by hull612 Poly-Atheism Demotivational by hull612
Ok, so here's the deal. Granted I don't know much about eastern religions, and I normally leave them out of my critiques. So thanks to all who have commented below and reminded me why. I removed Buda and added a more appropriate figure.

P.S. I'm keeping Tom Cruise in there because I think it's damn funny!

Thanks for the comments.
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:iconcoronetv8:
CoronetV8 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Tom Cruise cured my niece's kidney failure with his Magic.
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Favninthedirewolf Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
So truly funny!
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cloudnoaka Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Monty.Fucking.Python.Yes.
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:icondeadmeat553:
Deadmeat553 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I must disagree, the flying spaghetti monster is so real!
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Disestablish Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2012
You fool!
The invisible Pink unicorn is the one true god!
He is covering the entire page, I know this because I can't see him there.
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:icondeadmeat553:
Deadmeat553 Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
ha!
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Disestablish Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2012
You are unsaveable, you fool, the invisible unicorn will never look upon you in plain sight, with you knowing hes there because you can't see him like I can't.
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:icondeadmeat553:
Deadmeat553 Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
The great Flying Spaghetti Monster will reek havoc upon you, you pitiful fool. Bow down to the great FSM or die a most painful death.
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Disestablish Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2012
Please, we all know the Shitty Spaghetti Donkey is a lie, I mean, you can't even freaking see him!
Not like the Invisible Pink Unicorn.
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Deadmeat553 Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Perhaps we are both wrong... perhaps they are one and the same...
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Disestablish Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2012
Fuck no, there is no way they are one in the same.
Ones pink, the other is a ball of noodles and meatballs, dirty heathen.
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TrickyCreature Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Love it! This pic has got humor in it.
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orcbruto Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2011  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Hahahahahhahaha, Even the poor Flying Spaghetti Monster?! =D
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maros612 Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2011
I totally love it. I reject all the nonsensical religions just about equally. Well, no, it's catholics in the first place, but still, I find all of them misleading, primitive and dangerous.
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DarkHeartedMistress Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2011
Atheist approved XD
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:iconarinen:
Arinen Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2011  Professional General Artist
...Two of those are the same God. Three if you count Jesus.

Also, everyone's a polyatheist. I think the word you wanted was panatheist.
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Sin-Q-Bus Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I want spaghetti now :3
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BatmanWithBunnyEars Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2011   General Artist
You'd be surprised how many people believe Tom Cruise exists. I mean, look how short he is! Plus he glitches every once in a while, like he did on Oprah. Obviously CGI.
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Andersxx2 Featured By Owner May 6, 2011
Omni-Atheism, because none of them are real.
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Excalibur-T005 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2011
That would be Pan-Atheism.

And, might I add,
:iconthatsthejokeplz:
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:iconall-powerful-lioness:
All-Powerful-Lioness Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
You deny ALL gods? Oh, please. How can you deny the Magical Duck of Purple Spandex? Bow down to her or wear polyester forever!

By the way, this is brilliant :iconiloveitplz:
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LordManda2 Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2011
Whats that flying tentacle-thing at the top? Is it supposed to be c'thulu or one of the other old gods?
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:iconhull612:
hull612 Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
The flying spaghetti monster!
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:iconlordmanda2:
LordManda2 Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2011
Sounds about as plausible as any of the other gods up there :lmao:
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EbolaBears Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2011
Hahahahahahaa! Tom Cruise!:rofl:

Shit, Charlie Sheen might be a good candidate too now.
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hope-is-overrated Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
how can you say the FSM is not real? :P
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hull612 Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
I'm just saying it's about as real as Jesus or Zeus or any other god.
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hope-is-overrated Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I know...I was joking
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hull612 Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
Most are when talking about the FSM!
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GrandfatherParadox Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
lol @ monty python god
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Lobster667 Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2011   Writer
You are clearly lacking the very famous Invisible Pink Unicorn on there. Like all other religions, it is based on both tangible fact and a transcendant belief; we KNOW the Unicorn is invisible (because we can't see it), yet we BELIEVE it to be pink as well, with nothing but our faith promising it.

Obviously, this is a joke. Then again, that is the whole premise of this, right? To make fun of religious people?
I'm actually not a huge fan even though I am an atheist myself... If someone needs a higher entity for their lives to run around, who am I to judge them?

Wow that got sort of lengthy and rant-y. Sorry :P
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KennyErre Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2011
How can you say the unicorn is missing if it's invisible! It's not the author's fault your lack of faith prevents you from seeing it! : )
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:iconlobster667:
Lobster667 Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2011   Writer
You clearly can't see it anywhere on the picture, so it isn't there...

Also, is that Signature from Poe's "The Raven"?
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KennyErre Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2011
He IS there, I'm telling you, He's just too invisible for you to see Him!

And yes, yes of course, yes it is! Poe for the win.
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hull612 Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
I wouldn't say this is meant to make fun of religious people outright. It's purpose is to let religious people know that whatever particular god they believe in is within the same category as all other gods, past and present, that have had believers.

Thanks
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Lobster667 Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2011   Writer
That's a much more forgivable and soft joke. Apologies if I got a bit stiff :)
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CREAPx Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
yesh, tom and the flying spaghetti are funny
like a week ago or so i got to know about the flying spaghetti monster and i was seriously asking myself if it was a sarcastic joke or a religion, and actually i still do XD
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Wethrildae Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2011
Help me, Oprah!!! Save me, Tom Cruise!

I just have one comment...you have all of these wonderful candidates but no Zordon. I feel this is a slight to all Zordonites everywhere :)

While Buddha wasn't a 'god'...I think the Dalai Lama is fair game.
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hull612 Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
Ricky Bobby thinks Tom Cruise is a god. "Help me Tom cruise!"
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KyoShenX Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
why do you have Buddha/siddharta gautama there? coze Buddhism doesnt have gods : >
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Arppis Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2011
You forgot Joe Pesci!
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SupermanLovesAspen Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:))
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BrokenEye3 Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Tom Cruise isn't a deity. He's just a high ranking yesman.
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:iconallixson:
allixson Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
"There's a higher power that will judge you for your indecency"
"Tom Cruise?"
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RS-Kyra Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2011  Student Photographer
Technically Buddha wasn't a god, nor did he desire to be treated as such, so let's cut him a break? ^^; everything else though and I'm with ya.
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ApparentlyNot Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2011
TOM CRUISE.

Ah yes, indeed. There actually so many, omg.

Though I will admit to secretly wanting a Buddha statue - Buddha's pretty kick ass.
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Silver-Leaves Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2011
Just because you’re not Buddhist doesn’t mean you can’t have one. I personally love Roman religious/mythological art.
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ApparentlyNot Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2011
Mmmhm. It's gorgeous isn't it?
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Kaioh-the-PureMage Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Not the Flying Spaghetti Monster! HE'S THE ONE TRUE GOD! HE MADE THE BIG BANG AND SET EVERYTHING IN PLACE!
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maros612 Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2011
I agree. The FSM is very good demonstration of our points. I think author has put it on the same level - he used it as reference, meaning that all the "legit" belief aren't anymore righteous than believing in FSM.
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